@JFD8: Hey, it's rhymin' Larry Eisenberg from the Times' comments (every article)! Except you're a shamelessly flogging Twittertwat!
@Lafarge: omg barney frank ooga booga!!!
@Cookie Guggleman: Not that anyone actually would...
There is not a Mexican dildo in this world big enough with which to beat this asshole sufficiently.
@The One: Gawd, you're so vile!
@FritzIno: Do you expect to find some sympathy for your revolting white-power rants here? Disgusting.
@HaysiFantayzee: I bet you could get someone to dress up like Eloise at the Liberty Inn for an hour for about 150 roses...
A link to a Washington Times article? Really?
A la Keith Olbermann, I would like to nominate this puffy turd as The Most Unfuckable Person...In The Wooooorrrrrld!
What is it about titsie-birds like Anita Bryant, Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean and certainly a few others, mercifully forgotten, who choose to be objectified as pageant contestants and then turn out to be raging assholes who just can't shut the fuck up? Is it self-loathing or extreme narcissism? There's gotta be something going on there, but whatever it is, basta così!
@ShyamaliAndreus: How can you be fucking serious?
@Colonel Mustard: Did you read the comments on Judith Warner's column today? Here's a summary: "A Muslim Commie Arab shot a US American soldier and no one talks about that ever, and the left wing is all Nazi Jew-haters and all you fancy liberal media elite types do is blame Real Amurkins!!!1!"
@Colonel Mustard: Obvs the Cleanflicks version.
@Pareene: Thank fucking non-existent God! I've kept my distance because of garbage like this one, so fumigation 'round here is most welcome.
@momof3wildkids: I find the term "pro-life" extremely offensive.
Can we please use this as an opportunity to hate on the Daily News's gawdawful Danyelle Freemann, aka "Restaurant Girl"? I think all Manhattan restaurant kitchens would collectively agree to not touch the blow for 30 entire minutes if she would kindly never publish another word.
@Manuel Chavez: "It's a school that prefers inclusion over exclusion, and in terms of standings, there ARE a lot of worse schools."

Talk about damning with faint praise...

Johnny Weir? I thought that was Michael Lucas: The Extreme Malnutrition Challenge!
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