Am I the only one charmed by his coy, boyish little grin at the camera afterwards? He knew he was being watched. In return, I love him for loving me as I watch! So what if he has a cast on his foot and pleasures himself by doing...I'm not sure what...nobody's perfect!
Just can't stand her music anymore. I am perfectly okay whenever 20-somethings release crap music. I liked the crappy, younger Madonna. That said, has she evolved musically, at all? Isn't it the same junk, only with a speeded-up voice to cloak that menopausal baritone? Next.
In real life she would be the slow, older sister of the hot girl who dumped you. She attractive, but something's not-quite-right about going after her.
I made that Victoria Jackson connection, but kept that to myself because of her devoted followers on here. I then pictured her devoted followers, said screw it, and wrote that she looks like Roger from American Dad dressed in drag.