TedSez commented on You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone

"Britney used to be a pretty good singer, until she ruined her voice and now uses vocal sweetening on recordings and lip-syncs in public. Taylor Swift was never a very good singer, so she uses vocal sweetening on recordings, but proudly sings off-key in public."

TedSez commented on Oh, We So Horny

"Kiss KISS, bang bang."

TedSez commented on Wikipedia Gridlocked by Wikipedia Nerds

"@lobstr: I don't think a "claim of notability" necessarily means anything more than a few mentions in the mainstream press."

TedSez commented on Twitter-to-Book Phenomenon Reaches Bottom of the Barrel with Self-Publishing

"Wouldn't it be great if there were a way to distribute these messages to anyone who wanted to read them?"

TedSez commented on Natalie Portmanhandle

""Is that a spider web in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" "Both.""

TedSez commented on Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards

"Seriously, if a beauty pageant asks you who you'd like to have lunch with, the answer is always Jesus. Rounding out the Top Ten are Abe Lincoln, Oprah Winfrey, Ronald Reagan, Betsy Ross, your grandfather, Robert Pattinson, your grandmother, George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., and that lady on the Supreme Court who achieved so much even if most of her views are wrong."

TedSez commented on Just Shoe It

"French Women Don't Wear Flats"