TedSez commented on Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady

"@snugbug: My objection is that the point seemed to be to have two categories of dishes -- one centered around vegetables and the other around "proteins." To me, an egg is definitely a protein, whether or not someone who identified as vegetarian would eat it."

TedSez commented on Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady

"Here's what I never got: Since when is an egg a "vegetarian" dish? I understand that some vegetarians eat eggs (and more eat cheese, which the other chefs put in in their dishes), but it still seems as if he disregarded the rules for this challenge."

TedSez commented on Discomfort and Joined

"Network programmers, that's the way they do it Wasted an hour on the NBC; Leno ain't working, they know that they blew it So they got Bublé for nothing, and their "Chuck" for free."

TedSez commented on So You're Into Haggis?

"I posted this Monty Python favorite in the comments long ago, but I think it's time for a replay: Horace Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay Horace ate himself one day. He didn't stop to say his grace, He just sat down and ate his face. "We can't have this," his Dad declared, "If that lad's ate, he should be shared." But even as he spoke they saw Horace eating more and more: First his legs and then his thighs, His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes... "Stop him someone!" Mother cried, "Those eyeballs would be better fried!" But all too late, for they were gone, And he had started on his dong... "Oh!"

TedSez commented on Check Out That Bass

""I knew we shouldn't have let the Parents Television Council dress us for our threesome.""

TedSez commented on Coffee Smug

""I'm sorry, Ben Whofleck?""