I did it! I finally turned myself into Iggy Pop!
I don’t wear shorts, and I’m not a man, but goddamn if this doesn’t make me want to do so and be one.
I mean, it's not like women who have abortions are also taxpayers. Oh, wait...
< Nerd Alert >Yes, BUT Colonel Green tried for another mass extermination of imperfect people around the middle of the 21st century (the Post-Atomic Horror), so we might be right on time.< /Nerd Alert >
Netflix also has Dogtooth on streaming (or at least it did a few weeks ago). That being said, I might need to make this investment.
I thought she was being ironic...
We've got to get you your star back.
Tarring and feathering is too maximalist, and we're all about minimalism now.
Some things just never really go out of style.
I know, right? You can't even say "I love Hitler" anymore without people thinking you love Hitler!
Is it too much to hope that he hit someone with a glove and challenged them to a duel?
Sounds like it was the bird's "last and final stop."
@QoB: I was willing to give it a chance until this:
"In fact, the first woman is SO stuck in her bed that she cannot reach a foot in front of her to grab her cell phone off the table." (emphasis mine.)

Quel domage.
@Cinnamoncanuck: You're my new favorite person.
@38thsignal: C'était une blague. Ouais, je sais que c'était pas une blague très drôle, mais c'était une blague tout le même. Cependant, vous l'avez tuée. Merci beaucoup.
@38thsignal: Oh, I am quite aware. I'm just thinking that it'll be a very confusing time in his life when it gets explained to him.
@38thsignal: Fucker probably doesn't even GRASP the concept of le subjonctif.
@budboyy2k: It's a recap post; what did you expect?
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