tempest commented on Do We Really Want Better Ads?

"That's what the fast forward button is for on my PVR, actually."

tempest commented on Murakami's $4M Jack-off Cartoon

"Does it come complete with hairy palms?"

tempest commented on The 12 Internet Memes That Took Obama To The Nomination

"Barack O'Bollywood?"

tempest commented on Saturday Night

""Oh, Dame Edna, I think you're cut off!""

tempest commented on "Seeking A Candidate? Vote For A Journalist"

"What - aren't there enough spin doctors in politics already?!"

tempest commented on Something to Remember as the Weekend Approaches

"I need a dozen of these for my workplace!"

tempest commented on "Some cave owners play videogames"

""Having a room of one's own can provide refuge in a stressful world, but can a mantuary actually help a marriage?" A MANTUARY?"

tempest commented on "Some cave owners play videogames"

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: so those caves must have been full of the hormone that makes women nag, then?"

tempest commented on "Some cave owners play videogames"

"Aren't caves where Neanderthals live?"

tempest commented on Back When America Was Goofier

"Where's Lawrence Welk?!?"

tempest commented on Tom Cruise Doesn't Have to Explain Himself, But He Will Anyway

"Can Tom spell "hissy fit followed by longwinded coverup"? That tactic didn't work on my parents, I can tell you from hard experience."

tempest commented on Express Yourself With A 'Seat Saver'

"@MyCubeHas3Sides: Ah, over the beer bottle."

tempest commented on Express Yourself With A 'Seat Saver'

"And just what is the hole for, exactly? Um..."

tempest commented on NYT Review of Madonna Concert a Little Slice of Awesome

"Stewardesses get decked out like that?!"

tempest commented on Mothers Angry At Video Game For Letting People Do Things That Aren't Wise In Real Life

"So the video games which involve disembowelling people or chopping off their heads are fine?"

tempest commented on Starbucks To Offer Smoothies And Mysterious Fruity Italian Drinks

"@RandomZero: I used to get something like this in my hometown growing up."

tempest commented on 9 Foods You're Not Allowed To Buy

"@Troy F.: Oh, sorry!"

tempest commented on Ungrateful English Demand Apology From Eccentric American Blogger

"@Conbon: Yes."