"those people who dress up as the Statue of Liberty and just stand there and totally creep you/me out"
This. Yes. Foster, we should sit around sometime and compare neuroses.
If there is a person out there who understands the comparison Rachelle Hruska is trying to make between the GofaG design and the CityFile design I would really like for you to explain it to me. I feel like I'm back in 5th grade and everyone except for me can see the sailboat in the stereogram.
@resipsaloquacious: I came away with the exact same feeling. To the point of certainty, even.
@Foster Kamer: Huh, I never thought of it as happy, no. It makes my face slide off! In the good way!
Shoulda gone with "Last Goodbye" Foster. "Hallelujah" is a miserable cockmonkey of a song. And not in the good way.
@Foster Kamer: I did, dickface. LOVE YOU MEAN IT.
Looza available at every deli ever #123
@the supergoddess: Also: Too soon.
Okay my work here is done.
I'm sorry, but someone has to do this: YOU SUCK, BRING BACK COEN.
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@allyzay: That's the spirit!
@ninety_nine: You're letting him slide on "who sell"? Goin' soft, man.
@metoometoo: Right. Sometimes the easiest way to save face is to play dumb. Tee hee!
What is it that's so inherently funny about Angela Merkel?
(May I say that I'm truly looking forward to Palm Beach Wedding Season! Foster, please demand that Katie put together a PBWS Drinking Game: "The bridesmaids wore Lilly Pulitzer." Take a shot.)
@Lysergic Asset: You're probably a lot of fun at parties.
@Foster Kamer: Fine. FINE! (But maybe just a lil' hazing?)
There needs to be MUCH MORE hazing of that new kid for reporting the spin as fact. Great Jumping Jesus, there are not enough eyerolls in the God damned world for that shit. *storms away, muttering* Gawker, this is fucking Gawker fer Chrissakes...
SCREAMING, CLUTCHING FACE, TEARING AT HAIR!!!!
@heartbreakturnip: For serious. And I wanted to take my proverbial red pen to the paragraph before the one you highlighted. Damn it, Foster. Fighting the good fight looks a lot better when you proofread. #joannelipman
That photo should be captioned 'A collection of the dullest New Yorkers ever.' #bungalow8
