the_cedric commented on The Brooklyn Bridge Waterfalls Have Risen

"why?"

the_cedric commented on David Sedaris "Grooms" Teenage Girls, Never Teenage Boys

"But but..."

the_cedric commented on Google to Prove You're a Sex-Fiend In Court

"@businesspearl: for me it's: porn, gawker, e-mail, and facebook/myspace (yes I do still use myspace)"

the_cedric commented on Elle: Too Gay?

"@EleanorRigby: Trust me, If my brain and the hords of heterosexual women's brains were the same than things would be a lot different."

the_cedric commented on Play The Teen Sex Ad Blame Game!

"I still don't understand the big deal."

the_cedric commented on Gay Actor Becomes Ironic Deodorant Stud

"maybe I should start wearing me some Old Spice..."

the_cedric commented on Salute Your Tight Shorts: Camp Rock Is a Hit

"so... I was watching this out of sheer boredom and did anyone else notice that Joe Jonas is just a little bit on the gay side?"

the_cedric commented on John Mayer Finds Perfect Ironic T-Shirt

"oh poor john mayer. it's hilarious that he thinks he's not some average pop singer."

the_cedric commented on Ugly New Buildings: Not in Tom Wolfe's Backyard!

"I can't wait until all the old people die."

the_cedric commented on MySpace Hotties Prove Themselves Real

"is there such things as facebook hotties or is that just a myth?"

the_cedric commented on We Must Have A Better Slur For 'White People!'

"chalk face. bleach bum. snow man. idk, the whole concept of the white slur seems stupid."

the_cedric commented on Evil Corporations Are Going to Take Away Your Internets

"this is the stupidest thing I've heard since I accidentaly watched Fox News."

the_cedric commented on Fragile Male Egos Assaulted By Little Girl With Ice Cream!

"lil' whore"

the_cedric commented on Belgians Coming To Take Away Your Pretty Horses

"MUAHAHAHA I knew the country of my ancestors would eventually take over America! LOL, but seriously."

the_cedric commented on High School Musicewww

"@CodePink: that is fun!"

the_cedric commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

"Her hair is so big because it's full of secrets."

the_cedric commented on Shia LaBeouf 'Embarrassed' That He Called Friend a 'Faggot' On Camera

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: what kind of name is shia anywya?"

the_cedric commented on Upper East Side Still Fears Puerto Rican Day Parade

"@CaptainHangNail: So thought the same thing, but I had no idea he was puerto rican."