the_cedric commented on Never Have Sex With A Belgian

"I think I just threw up a little."

the_cedric commented on Optimism!

"too tired for optimism"

the_cedric commented on Americans Baffled by Mysterious "Canada"

"Wait, I still don't get it."

the_cedric commented on Paris Hilton Calls McCain, Obama 'Bitches'

"I know who I'm voting for"

the_cedric commented on Ghost of Britney Spears Haunts Miley Cyrus

"So, does this mean she's going to shave her head soon too?"

the_cedric commented on Gays Scare Snickers Into Pulling Mr. T Ad

"@DancinCoyoteX: Oh it is, but someone has to do it."

the_cedric commented on The Brooklyn Bridge Waterfalls Have Risen

"why?"

the_cedric commented on David Sedaris "Grooms" Teenage Girls, Never Teenage Boys

"But but..."

the_cedric commented on Google to Prove You're a Sex-Fiend In Court

"@businesspearl: for me it's: porn, gawker, e-mail, and facebook/myspace (yes I do still use myspace)"

the_cedric commented on Elle: Too Gay?

"@EleanorRigby: Trust me, If my brain and the hords of heterosexual women's brains were the same than things would be a lot different."