Hipp commented on "Everything Is Lava Except For This Paint Strip!!! Carolyn, You're In the Lava!!!!!"

""And Drew wept," I think is the next line."

Hipp commented on Protester Raises Crucial Issue At Convention

"So Crystal Pepsi wasn't part of an intense fever-dream I had in my formative years?"

Hipp commented on Gossip Girl Invades Carroll Gardens, Olds Are Befuddled, Enraged

"By "South Slope" then, you mean Windsor Terrace?"

Hipp commented on Columbia Plays Yale On Gossip Girl, Monocles Fall Out in Disbelief

"Brooklyn College doubled for Yale, actually."

Hipp commented on Which Actress Has Taken Up Smack?

"I wish these blind items featured Stevie Wonder and Gov."

Hipp commented on The Best HuffPo Blast Email Ever

"At least I knew why I didn't understand the Huffington Post for once."

Hipp commented on Is The Montauk Monster Satan's Bacon?

"I'm just glad I'll be able to tell future generations that I was there when Gawker became a cryptozoology site."

Hipp commented on 5 Reasons Why We Are So Fascinated By the Montauk Monster

"The only truism attached to this story is that Richard won't have to do another post until 2009."

Hipp commented on Roger Ebert Replaced By 26-Year-Old

"An Old Ben and a Gentle Ben."

Hipp commented on 'Guido' War

"New Jersey's been boycotting Belmar for years."

Hipp commented on iTunes Steals Mad Men's Smokes

"I find myself sitting on the couch, wearing suits and smoking these days."

Hipp commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again

"On my birthday?"

Hipp commented on Dude

"@rod townsend: If I knew math, I wouldn't be an out of work writer."

Hipp commented on Dude

"8:40's twice as good."

Hipp commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics

"@Kathy: To wit!"

Hipp commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics

"Also, there's a guy on the F train--a little scrawny black dude, with a cowboy hat, all black clothes, and an amp strapped to his back that's always set on Prince-esque levels of chorus--who plays almost nothing but "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (hey hey, hey hey yeah)."

Hipp commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics

"When I met the bum who's family was killed by ninjas, he was actually holding a sign that said "Need some cash so I can go to a club and get taken hope and felt up by some drunk ladies" or something to that effect."

Hipp commented on Julia Allison To Brooklyn?

"Look, Park Slope is weird enough to live in as it is."