Hipp commented on Arianna Huffington Will Fund More Journalism, Somehow

"Who wants to go through the trouble of distorting other people's stories when you can just write them that way in the first place?"

Hipp commented on Which Movie Star Has A 'Limp Noodle' Problem In The Bedroom?

"Is there any reason these can't all be the same person?"

Hipp commented on Sarah Palin's Gullibility Shocks Canadian Pranksters

"Please consult a doctor if you have an election for more than twenty months."

Hipp commented on Tina Brown Says Arianna Will Publish Anything

"No, she'll publish anything that has a quote that can be made into an out-of-context or misleading headline."

Hipp commented on Once More With Less Feeling

"Pretty soon I'll be on enough mailing lists that I won't need Gawker anymore."

Hipp commented on College Kids Horrified by Dorks at New Yorker's Dance Party

"After the first 9 dollar drink, we went around the corner and bought pints of hard alcohol, drank on the side street and came back fully loaded."

Hipp commented on Worst Of Sarah Palin's Katie Couric Interview (So Far)

"I'm just waiting for McCain and Palin to unzip those human suits on inauguration day to reveal Kang and Kodos. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."

Hipp commented on "Everything Is Lava Except For This Paint Strip!!! Carolyn, You're In the Lava!!!!!"

""And Drew wept," I think is the next line."

Hipp commented on Protester Raises Crucial Issue At Convention

"So Crystal Pepsi wasn't part of an intense fever-dream I had in my formative years?"

Hipp commented on Gossip Girl Invades Carroll Gardens, Olds Are Befuddled, Enraged

"By "South Slope" then, you mean Windsor Terrace?"