@bigleggedwoman:

OH OK, BUT DON'T TELL MY WIFE. SHE IS A CRAZY PREGNANT WOMAN I LOVE TO TORTURE.

@Bring It On: They want attention from other people, not just you. Eyelids it is.
Can we put those words to the tune of 'Simple Twist of Fate'?
She looks like a realdoll, no? Not that I, um, know much about real dolls, no, no, no.
They'll just have to get used to sharing the city with swine. The boars, that is. Will have to get used to it, you see.
"Now you kids get the hell off my lawn!"
@pmarble: I believe the complaints and the idea that the light cigarettes are at least as bad if not worse than regular are based on tobacco company documents.
Instead of indictments, could we just riot for a week or so? I've never played with a laser before.
@bjonston: It could be worse - some mad scientists somewhere could be experimenting with matter and black holes and it could get out of control and the black hole they make could swallow up the entire earth and the universe...oh, wait, that's what's happening out on Long Island.
@Bring It On: "And it's amazing how he can run the country from the back of the bus. Who would have thunk it?"
With those fangs developing on Blog, I have the feeling his eyes are moving slowly to Obama's neck and estimating the blood flow of his judular vein.
Obviously, it's time to put Ol' Shep down.
"This is what happens to your face when you front one of Multinational Monitors 10 Worst Companies of 2008."
The New Face of War-Mongering and Profiteering.
"I get rich making multinational companies look cute and adorable! Selling out has never been so fucking fun!"
@WeAreYourFek: Thanks for participating! Will you take our questions?

1. Is she, um, hot in person?
2. Do you get to tell her what to do?

"I get the sense you have to eat to understand these things, and I just can't do that, not even for an unpaid internship."
If you twitter it three times, the divorce is official.
Ha ha, and they all just lost their money in that big Ponzi scheme. Once a fuckee, always a fuckee.
Tomorrow's News
More Stories…