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"Philadelphia mag people: Here's a thought."

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"$12 an hour is still cooley wages to be someone's assistant."

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"And that looks like Will Smith to the left of him."

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"coke ain't no joke...for reals"

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"Jodi Applegate is the "that's not cool" anchor, right?"

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"Artificial insemination and now his balls are Aiken..."

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"I thought Rick Astley had a vagina."

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"I'm going with Kristin Davis as the lesbo."

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"Did Candace Bergen eat her mother?"

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"I am actually not a NewsRadio fan."

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"I thought it was interesting that Kristin already knew Cynthia's girlfriend before Cynthia did."

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"I think I finally figured out where she gets her nickname."

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"Jodie's brother outed her a couple of years ago in a memoir."

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"It's going to be a long adolescence for that one."

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"I would add to that Tisserie on Broadway in Union Square--just a hop, skip and jump away from Max's."

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"I met her once a few years ago and it wasn't exactly the thrill of my life."

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"Michael Riedel is their theater critic."