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"@Richard: ...Was it in a D'agastino bag?"

Thanks be to Zeus commented on After record-breaking ratings

"@shananigans: The eye-fucking between them at the end said it all."

Thanks be to Zeus commented on Oh, Christ.

"@Residentdrunkgirl: Jupiter representing here too --one of the many northern transplants that returned immediately after h.s."

Thanks be to Zeus commented on Oh, Christ.

"I predict a new study from Stephan B."

Thanks be to Zeus commented on Which One Of The Five Types Of Moms Do You Have?

"@katastic: According to an EOC study there are "technically" four..."

Thanks be to Zeus commented on When Grand Central Stood Still

"@fortqueenmean: Totes!"

Thanks be to Zeus commented on When Grand Central Stood Still

"Improv Pussies."

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"And I thought Adderall was the only thing that made me lose my appetite..."

Thanks be to Zeus commented on Charting The Nastiest Big Media Cafeterias In New York

"Where does Reuters stack up?"

Thanks be to Zeus commented on Teh Hundrid Buks A Chyld Shuld Reed

""dirty old hags like that always have itchy bellies" - best Dahl line ever"