Trai_Dep commented on How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives

"Pinching Grandma's tush and blurting out, "Nice money-maker there, sexy-butt!" will end most political family discussions dead in their tracks."

Trai_Dep commented on White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad

"Thankfully, the surface-to-air missiles stationed on the roof of the White House took out Balloon Boy's self-derivative attempt to crash the WH dinner. Falcon went d-o-w-n!"

Trai_Dep commented on The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving

"@phlox✔: ...Let's not unnecessarily rule out options for Wii players visiting family in the Deep South."

Trai_Dep commented on The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving

"Well, I guess there's one advantage to being Roman Polanski this time of year..."

Trai_Dep commented on Dubai Has No More Money

"After running out of good taste over a decade ago, it's nice to see their financial sector finally caught up. Jeffrey Koons must be heartbroken; now where will he sell his wares?"

Trai_Dep commented on Meet the Hot Boyfriend David Geffen Took to Obama's State Dinner

"@limber: On a Mac, shift-Cmd-4 will let you select an area you want to clip, then save a pict of people to your desktop..."

Trai_Dep commented on What the Hell's Wrong with Gavin Newsom?

"@Iamdoingit: It would have been spectacular had Newsom had the presence of mind to say, "I tweet every damn public event I step in, Woodward."