@DorothyMantooth: Enough beer talk. When are you buying us one?
@awol4224: Yeah, we're taking over that.
Fiction gets realisiticker and realisticker.
The Inwood section of Manhattan still looks like this in some parts. Jeez, Sheila. You should lose your woodsman's privileges.

@awol4224: Actually, that's sort of what happened to the Collect. It became polluted with every type of waste and was eventually landfilled to protect the public health. Now standing just south of the filled-in Collect? The Department of Health and Mental Hygiene's headquarters.

@crotchety: Right. And also realizing they cornered the market on sprouts some time ago.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Spuyten Duyvil.

First waffles, then the Congo, then not the Congo, now Budweiser. What's next?
What's Dustin Diamond's take on all of this?
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@Hez: Arnold Schwarzenegger was awful as Mr. Freeze
When we hear Michelle Malkin speak, we of Asian descent collectively cringe.
Is it just me, or does it sound like he calls him "Bawack Obama"? And is he saying fist pump? Because that would belong on a different website.
@hughman: No it's not, really!

@Higgs: Which one of the 99 Problems is that?

Also, if you read Io9, you might already know what the movie's about. Considering all the hullaballoo about the environment, global warming etc., the alleged antagonist in the movie could have been a pretty damn clever one. But here's a fact: NOWHERE in the TV campaign do we hear M. Night's name mentioned. Which to me means either of two things - 1) The movie sucks, and they know that the public already hates M. Night's movies and figured that attaching his name to it will further fuck up box, or 2) M. Night is so embarrassed by the movie he didn't want his name attached to it.

So sad, either way.

@NerD!!!: Serious question: The Sixth Sense was one. What was the other?
"This Guy In the Dodger Hat Says I'm Playing for the Wrong Team. But I'm Like, 'I Don't Like the Dodgers!'"
@Obviously Not Omniscient: You beat me to the garage sale reference!!! Vallarta!
I believe the proper spelling is "shhhhhhticky icky."
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