unclevanya commented on They Dropped Off Too Many Kids at the Pool

"It took them a whole day to come up with this whitewash?"

unclevanya commented on Andrew Breitbart's Not Feeling the Michael Jackson Love-a-Thon

"Apparently not enough of you are old enough to remember when Elvis Presley died."

unclevanya commented on What Not to Wear to Michael Jackson's Memorial Service

"@shag_carpet_bomb: Not to rationalize on his behalf, but it's not like he did it at Forest Lawn in front of the family; he did it at a 20,000 seat arena, possibly even in the parking lot before or after."

unclevanya commented on Perez Hilton Would Rather Be a Racist Than Bad for the Gays

"@brandonjones01: That's what weekends are for!"

unclevanya commented on Perez Hilton Would Rather Be a Racist Than Bad for the Gays

"@BenderingTimeV2: The article was written after Miss America, but before Will.I.Am."

unclevanya commented on Perez Hilton Would Rather Be a Racist Than Bad for the Gays

"@michaelstrangeways: Why?"

unclevanya commented on Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

"She just wants some peace and quiet, so she is taking the family out of Alaska and relocating to Lake Wobegon, Minnesota."

unclevanya commented on Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

"@MissPeacock: "I've nominated you Braden, and you Sarah, for eviction this week."

unclevanya commented on Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

"@Lincolnsbeard33: She's leaving politics until Tina Fey dies."

unclevanya commented on Disney's Scariest Ride: The Monorail Crash

""Avoid trains." I am taking your advice, and staying up here in CT at my sister's for a couple more days. Gawd I love telecommuting."