unclevanya commented on Arnold Schwarzenegger Makes Unfunny Political Announcement on Jay Leno's Unfunny Show

"When I see Arnold speak in public, I just miss Phil Hartman more and more."

unclevanya commented on Adam Lambert's Crotch Is Connected to the 'Send Angry Email' Button of Parents Everywhere

"As a heathen prancing sissynanny gayboy (who can sing), I can't stand that Adam may skate away from this because people will come to his defense over the man-kissing alone."

unclevanya commented on Obama: Fundamentals of the Economy Are Still Strong

"@flossy: Indeed."

unclevanya commented on Which Actor Is Seducing Straight Men?

"@Understater: Oooh, let me hold that image in my head for a moment...mmm, yeah... Thanks!"

unclevanya commented on Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs

"I must say, nice recovery. I imagine that she lost her balance because Adam Lambert was warming up backstage."

unclevanya commented on Adam Lambert Fakes a Blow Job Onstage, Kicks a Lady Between the Legs

"It's as if Jonathon Larson lived to write The New Mel Brooks Musical Young Frankenstein, and got Shirley Bassey to play Froederick after an all-night helium bender. I can take massive overhype, as long as the product can actually deliver."