valet_of_the_dolls commented on Hey Now, Hey Now, The Rentboy's Back, at 12:16 PM on May 20 It'll end in tears. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on N+1 Movie Critic Sick of All Those Movie Stars, at 2:44 PM on May 17 @Dickdogfood: Um, yeah.Also on the syllabus:The Day of the Locust,Play it as it Lays,and pretty much anything by Bruce Wagner. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on The Waverly Inn's Norman Mailer Nostalgia, at 5:19 PM on May 16 @MrInBetween: See, and I thought that had some relation to Mr. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on BBC Predicts Worldwide Panic As Fat People Eat Entire Earth, at 4:07 PM on May 16 @Smirk: Spot on, mostly (in both comments), but: instead blaming the media - as if we were all somehow robbed of our critical faculties by the images before us, how about saving a little approbation for all the people who actually buy into it? more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Lori Drew, the Biggest Myspace Cyberbully, Gets Indicted, at 3:15 PM on May 16 @Lamburger Helper: See my comment above: @valet_of_the_dolls: We're talking about someone manipulative and dishonest enough to have come up with this twisted little scheme; who's to say that she hasn't manipulated her helpers into taking the rap for things they didn't actually do in order to spare her? more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Jennifer Lopez's Contractor Summoned From Birthday Dinner With His Dying Mother, at 3:11 PM on May 16 @sassypants: I really did read the whole thing, but honestly? more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Jennifer Lopez's Contractor Summoned From Birthday Dinner With His Dying Mother, at 2:56 PM on May 16 @Unfun: Hey hey hey - that's one of the original Flygirls you're... Wait, no. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Lori Drew, the Biggest Myspace Cyberbully, Gets Indicted, at 1:08 PM on May 16 @SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley: Or she's been coached to lie about who did what because she won't face the jail time an adult would. Pure conjecture on my part, but given the parties involved, not much of a stretch, I think. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Mmm Hmm!, at 10:25 AM on May 16 Is that what "Fist of the North Star" was about?Huh. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Cynthia Nixon's Girlfriend a Big Ol' Dyke, OK?, at 7:15 PM on May 15 @ginger rant: Given that it is The Daily Hate Mail (as my friends in Leeds call it), I'm kind of surprised that's not a verbatim quote. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Tennesseans Ironically Love Michelle Obama!, at 3:23 PM on May 15 "I chose Mount Rushmore. more » [wonkette]

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Scott Speedman Is A Sloppy Dresser In A Sleek Steve Jobs World, at 2:43 PM on May 15 @Trixie from Toronto: I always say, "The clothes you can take off - and then burn, if necessary." more » [jezebel]

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Uh..., at 1:57 PM on May 15 @Git Em SteveDave: That they were even "thoughts" - the byproduct of thinking - is debatable. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on From The Back Row, Jean-Claude Is The First To Spot Jerry Lewis, at 1:55 PM on May 15 Lady Caligula immediately prior to beheading of court eunuchs. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Congratulations Graduates, at 12:53 PM on May 15 @jackvinyl: The first time I read it, it reminded me of "Another Country": "If only our fathers knew what goes on in this place.""They do." more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Reality TV Gives Back?, at 12:36 PM on May 15 @Poppy Muldoon: No, there was the Showtime version of "Queer as Folk" too. more »

valet_of_the_dolls commented on Congratulations Graduates, at 12:28 PM on May 15 Shane Maloney at Scotch College. more »