And feel free to make my 7-day suspension permanent.
Wow, I thought you were kidding when you chastised* me for failing to use capital letters until I perused your comments. I thought I'd return the favor and let you know you misspelled "Pulitzer." Before law school I was a copy editor, so if get bored later I'll go back further and find more of your errors. You know, to keep up the quality of comments on the very vaunted Gawker.
I understand the need for standards, but acting like the grammar Stasi comes off as excessively fussy. I'm a pretty busy person; when I have the time to read my favorite blogs my attention is usually divided. So pardon me if I fail to properly capitalize or -- gasp! -- don't take the time to proofread comments.
By the way, awesome redesign. Gawker really knocked one out of the park.
*And banished!
I understand the need for standards, but acting like the grammar Stasi comes off as excessively fussy. I'm a pretty busy person; when I have the time to read my favorite blogs my attention is usually divided. So pardon me if I fail to properly capitalize or -- gasp! -- don't take the time to proofread comments.
By the way, awesome redesign. Gawker really knocked one out of the park.
*And banished!
LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME! THANKS FOR THE TIP, COLLEGE BOY.
that's still not enough info. do they wipe their butt with a tee shirt and try and flush or something?
excellent guesses. I was gonna say I doubt the "piece" joe jonas wanted for "or a really long time" belongs on a female. But then realized the BI probably alludes to his longtime virginity, yes?
says "handsome." and while I love J-Hova, he doesn't fit the descrption.
not sure if you mean this facetiously, but i hope not because I concur.
that is awesome. bravo.
or to the corpse of Walter Cronkite. From what I hear, that guy was a real asshole.
@drunkexpatwriter: awww, they think they're people!
@BBQ Cornnuts: thank you for that.
that's why my plan is to get into trouble with the law, get community service where I have to be a janitor at MIT, then anonymously solve complex math problems and sit back and wait to be discovered for the staggering genius I am. It's fool proof. Fool proof, I tell ya!
@seejanewrite: Right? he/she said it in so many words. my con law professor says, let's always bring it back to hitler.
@harlemite: I think the psychological torment the dad is gonna carry with him is worse than any prison. THat's a life sentence.
@Graysmith: isn't that the point of paying for stock photography -- to run it when it works/there's nothing better?
@jackpaper: Inneresting. Well, if true, I for one am glad to have him on the social liberal side as he has some spooky awesome lawyer powers. For the record, I still don't trust him.
Given Ted Olson's long history with conservatism, I can't help but think he's got some sort of trick up his sleeve that he'll whip out and say, "Haha, gays and liberals. Suckas!" Paranoid, I know.
Man oh man. I'm always so torn up re: Scoring Snups. I miss it so much when it's gone but when I read it I hate myself just a little more bc I feel like an old, lonely, underachieving piece if crap.
