Private Hangnail commented on Conde Nast Folds DNR

"@thatsrealbutter: You gotta school these people!"

Khrushchev commented on Reader Roundup

"Also, HUZZAH TO CERRIDWEN."

Khrushchev commented on Reader Roundup

"I appreciate the sentiment of this bestie, but rue that I will never be as delicious as a biscuit, with its warm, fluffy, golden layers."

Private Hangnail commented on Peaches Geldof Has Mastered the Listicle!

"Spending My Father's Money Although that honestly never went out of fashion!"

Private Hangnail commented on Hot Ann Coulter Calendar Pix!

"@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Thereby proving the urge to wank, even to the most horrifying of images, overrides everything. Ick."

Khrushchev commented on Feel Free to Be Shameless: Recession Money-Saving Tips

"Instead of professional hair treatments, I use brown Magic Markers to cover up the premature stress-related grays."

Private Hangnail commented on What American Business Needs Is More Shame

"I think fellating Barney Frank in the town square would be adequate humiliation."

Khrushchev commented on Feel Free to Be Shameless: Recession Money-Saving Tips

"I just mix some rice and shreds of my bank statements in a bowl, microwave it, and call it "Rice salad." Just kidding, I can't afford a microwave."

Private Hangnail commented on Feel Free to Be Shameless: Recession Money-Saving Tips

"@Gayyker: What happens when the office hooligans steal the paper bag you plan on reusing?"