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lawyerlez commented on Palin Takes On Senator O'Biden

"I liked the way Biden was determined to put the fun back in fun-damental differences."

lawyerlez commented on Lindsay Lohan Makes Being Gay So Much More Than Just OK!

"@lawyergay: Over/under on Richard writing about how LiLo's going to turn out to be not really gay because she's tilting her head in the WRONG direction?"

lawyerlez commented on Not Paying Debts Will Really Help Newspaper Save Cash!

"@ADismalScience: what's the old saw -- if you owe the bank $50,000, the bank owns you; if you owe the bank $500,000,000, you own the bank?"

lawyerlez commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Not Enjoying Paris, Sadly

"@relunctant entity: Eh, bien."

lawyerlez commented on Secret Service Agent Realizes He's No Longer the Carrie Of the Block

""the My Little Pony with the pink tail tries 'Incognito'""

lawyerlez commented on Clay Aiken, Broadway Star and American Idol, Reveals Shocking Gayness

"@Wannabeer: Nah -- he's still Fievel."

lawyerlez commented on The Palins and the Sarkozys, Out to Dinner

"@Trixie from Toronto: Abendessenaufzeichnungen mit Angela Merkel?"

lawyerlez commented on Does Us Weekly Have A Secret Radical Leftist Agenda?

"I like the idea of Angelina Jolie sporting a tow line."

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"If I wear a wire, will gawker broadcast?"