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"Neither side looks good here, but I think it's fairly well-known that Brody is kind've a prick."

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"In fairness to the Eds over at People, they just couldn't do Phelps' first choice because only he enjoys the scent of his just swum-in speedo. Wait, what's that Chase?..."

SisterMaryMartha commented on Celebrity Rehab: Two Grown Men + Calling Shotgun = Screaming Match

"@descent: It makes me sick and a little uncomfortable."

SisterMaryMartha commented on Celebrity Rehab: Two Grown Men + Calling Shotgun = Screaming Match

"@feathernotdot: and by which you mean, it is really quite sad. Nice show of empathy you have going on."

Smitros commented on What American Business Needs Is More Shame

"In years when the ratio of CEO to average worker compensation exceeds a certain level, there should be a Shirley Jackson-style lottery."

Smitros commented on Power Girls Comandeering Private Jets a Trend, in Fantasy World

"@Unfun: Too old for him."

SisterMaryMartha commented on Auto Industry Bailout Is Out And So Are Some Prominent Women For Obama

"@jejune - the giraffe hugger: she knows the word was wrong, that was the point."

SisterMaryMartha commented on Auto Industry Bailout Is Out And So Are Some Prominent Women For Obama

"@PilgrimSoul: I wish."

TheHonJudgeSmails commented on Media Conspiracy!

"This is why I idolize Jim Leyland and John Daly."

SisterMaryMartha commented on Auto Industry Bailout Is Out And So Are Some Prominent Women For Obama

"The automakers cried in their single malt scotches in their limos on the way to the airports to take their private jets back to their luxurious mansions. Best."