Rosewater commented on O'Reilly To Stewart: My Viewers Will Kill You, Literally

"@Helennellieforsythe: @Helennellieforsythe: not to mention tampon users."

Rosewater commented on Celebrities Saying 'Colored' Is Way More Awkward Than When Your Grandfather Says It

"@Schadenfrau: well, where are they from?"

Rosewater commented on Rogue Palin Won't Say Who She Voted For

"not funny at all."

Rosewater commented on Ultimate Hipster Didn't Bother Voting

"You know, every single person I've spoken to recently, who isn't voting, was a white male."

Rosewater commented on America Deserves A New Puppy, Too

"@Gosukusan: and if you're going to get a pet, why not adopt?!"

Rosewater commented on Sarah Palin Sorry She Ruined the Election for McCain

"If she cost him the election, or even a few votes, then I thank her."

Rosewater commented on "I Used To Get The Sniffles All The Time. Hee Hee Hee."

"@Minsley Tortimer: awesome."

Rosewater commented on "Oh What's That Word...? You Know, That One That Describes The Past Ten Years...?"

"I had something, but the little girl in me who saved up money to buy thriller when it came out, she cannot slam him."

Rosewater commented on The O.G. Carrie Bradshaw Gives Big Ups

"you can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach it to find a better colorist."

Rosewater commented on Tony Stark's Great-Grandfather Tests New Rocket Trousers

"@Mount_Prion: it's obviously a double corn cob holder."