whitekidinflatbush commented on It's Official: The Today Show Is Making Me Crazy

"I *love* the fourth hour of Today."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Hunky Hyphenate Justin Theroux Now Just Showing Off With 'Iron Man 2' Writing Gig

"I will always remember him as Marshall, the dreamy pot-smoker refreshingly honest about his love for nerdy and neurotic Howie in the otherwise cute but unspectacular "The Broken Hearts Club." Swoon."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Be Nice To Writers Or They'll Give You A Brain Tumor

"I can't fully hate on her for this considering the Grey's Anatomy people went public about her contract negotiations a few summers ago. @ginger rant: But it was the success of the Matt Damon episode that made NBC so enthusiastic about turning Will & Grace into The Love Boat."

whitekidinflatbush commented on According to the just-updated

"Bobbi Billard has been an imaginary 'celebrity' friend of mine since her wrestling days."

whitekidinflatbush commented on We're Breaking Free

"@CodePink: Efron's getting $3 mil for the third one."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Brooke Hogan's Worst Year Ever Documented For Celebreality Posterity

"While I have no ill will towards her, "Brooke Knows Best" isn't going to be about all the drama -- it's going to be just as scripted as "Hogan Knows Best." The premiere episode's plot is right out of Three's Company (Hulk wants to make sure Brooke's gay roommate is really gay!"

whitekidinflatbush commented on State of Popular Culture in Jeopardy

"Because this thread is ostensibly about "The Hills", I feel I can be immature and say the current champion is sooooo cute, you guys."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Mariah Carey's "New" Body

"She truly is my favorite singer -- to the point that I turned a blind eye to the Nick Cannon marriage for as long as I could -- and it makes me sad that she has obvious issues with body image."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Dolly Parton: Feminist Icon?

"Anyone who can write an Oscar-nominated song that can ostensibly both be about being transgendered *and* born-again Christianity is a genius."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Wendy Williams Bringing Penis Discussion To Morning Television

"I can't hate someone who shills for Alize."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Posh Spice In Plane Panic!

"@Oface: I died a little bit inside when they used it in the ads for that freaking Patrick Dempsey movie."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Posh Spice In Plane Panic!

"@tscheese: And "So Long So Long!" When I left Wisconsin I imagined myself driving on an ocean road waving good-bye to all the girls in bikinis standing by the lifeguard stand, instead of the actuality of being driven home by my mother in her CR-V."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Posh Spice In Plane Panic!

"@tscheese: "Stolen" was our JAM in college, to the point that it played during the fade-out of the season finale of our imaginary TV show, in which I left the show for greener pastures."

whitekidinflatbush commented on "I'm Not Here To Make Friends" Is The Mantra Of Reality TV

"I kept waiting for the Liz Lemon/Deborah "I didn't come here to make friends."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Gossip Girl Actor Wants to Be Respected For His 'Acting'

"Dude, you're on "Gossip Girl." Just be glad you were never on "Passions", where a week-long scene consisted of three allegedly heterosexual dudes sitting on a couch complaining about their love lives."

whitekidinflatbush commented on The Moment of Impact

"That is a beautiful, beautiful man."

whitekidinflatbush commented on Spelling Mystery Behind Hardee Obit

"@Aaron Altman: I'm gonna say the one where Ben Affleck has 'roid rage!"

whitekidinflatbush commented on Spelling Mystery Behind Hardee Obit

"I was in a Hardee's commercial at age seven, no joke."