@JordanGold: I think you might have been doing it wrong. Get them drunk, but not too drunk. 'Tis a fine balance.
@Math Class Warfare: Jellyfish Fantasia
@Atilla the Bun: ... but then what happened? Were they in cahoots?!
Maureen, you just made me loudly snort with laughter, in a silent (but not empty) office, at 11pm (GMT+1). Damn you!
@juustuunder: I'm severely enjoying the shortlove on here right now.
@SavetoFavorites, skahammer: These are good things? I'm never mocking my miniature stature again!
@vitajex: MY GOD that Blago film needs to be made, stat.
@Tchotchke: This is excellent. Go Mama Tchotchke!
Don't diet, just exercise.
@SeanG: The only sensible response, my dearest. Imagine having to date such creatures!
@SeanG: Why the national flag? Oh, SeanG, 'tis a World Cup year! C'est de rigeur!
@Trai_Dep: So that Lebensraum thing was just about finding more closet space?
@The Curse of Millhaven: As Oscar Wilde said!
@LeeroySpitzer: Yes indeed, all of us Brits celebrate two birthdays. Although it makes us twice as old, it makes us look twice as young, dental troubles or no dental troubles.
@OldTowneTavern: Excellent use of relentlessly.
She just. Won't. Stop!
She just. Won't. Stop!
RDJ's only crime is not hunting me down and making me his wife. Yet.
Must try harder, Robert.
Must try harder, Robert.
This will go splendidly with my Do More Coke keffiyeh.
@semicarbazone: The Westermarck effect keeps us from clambering onto people with whom we've been brought up. thank goodness.
GSA always seems to me to be a substitute for the physical affection we lavish upon babies and small children. If you're close relations, but miss that incredibly important period, well, this.
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@raincoaster: No one's that dumb. It's one thing to vote Bo-Jo for London Mayor after Ken Livingstone has spent 8 years doing it (he's been the *only* London mayor, letting him have 12 years would be crazay), and a lot of people are sick of Labour after 13 years, and Livingstone is always associated with them.
The London Mayor does very little; Bo-Jo can fuck up all he wants and all he'll warrant is a front page on the London Evening Standard. None of you will ever read that outside of Londond; it's a provincial paper, and it loves him.
Leting Bo-Jo run the country though... the British people couldn't... wouldn't... surely?!
@Lysergic Asset: This sounds like the truest thing.
