windowface commented on Did MTV Censor Russell Brand's Shocking Bristol Palin Joke?

"russell brand also wanted to make some major jokes about scientology, but mtv told him "no, no, no" to that immediately upon his appointment to hosting duties. i think he should have gone for the sci-sci jugular anyway, to be honest."

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windowface commented on Which Actress Is a Drunk, Just Like Her Daddy?

"1."

windowface commented on Tom Cruise and The Bizarre Gifts That Keep Giving (Giving His Friends The Creeps, That Is)

"remember when he had braces?"

windowface commented on Did Prolific Robert Rodriguez Trade Rose McGowan for 22-Year-Old in His Latest Romantic Drama?

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windowface commented on We're Just Praying Corey Haim Doesn't Read The Comments You Leave Under This Video

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windowface commented on Julia Allison's post-Star Plans: They're Pink!

"yowza!"

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"french media : 1 american dilettante cesspool: 0"

windowface commented on A Brief Field Guide To Raffaello Follieri, Dumped Swindler

"haha i love how she dumped him because "he was hurting her reputation," forget about that whole deal where he shouldn't be trusted around large sums of money..."

windowface commented on Whoa, Buddy ... Wait Until They Call Action!

"oh if the stars are aligned just so, that'll be mothafuckin samm levine gets all up in lilo's stank."