Don't forget that he celebrates his years as a drug dealer in his music.
Finger, eh? We'll see.
Well, crap. I'm sorry to see you go too. I quite enjoyed your clips whether here or on Gawker.tv, which I thought was a cool idea. You were my "go to" for Daily Show clips that I always seemed to miss, and in the early days of Gawker.tv, you responded to many, many comments, so that made many commenters feel welcome, and it was a great introduction from a nice guy who was part of the Gawker writing team. So, you'll be missed, but I'm sure you'll continue to bring the funny and do great things at BuzzFeed. Good luck, Matt.
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I’m taking the Taco Bell approach…Brorito.
There are bras with less support and coverage. This man should have a second job working for Maidenform.
His dedication is hilarious. It's like he said, "So, what, I cover all the boob, right? Like all of it? None of it should be showing. I can't let any boobage escape because that would be gay. Covering all the boob is more hetero. They told me so. What? Make my hands into clam shells? I'M ALREADY DOING THAT!"
Exactly. Install one of those astronaut suction urinals and voila! a two bedroom apartment. Who cares that you can spoon each other in all rooms of the apartment. You always wanted to live laying on one side. Standing is for rich people.
The question we're not asking is, "How much to live in a coffin?" Seriously, let's just cut out the middle man. Add a skylight, maybe a few potted plants...this is a missed opportunity in the real estate racket. I'm thinking it would be EVEN CHEAPER with a roommate.
I'm a lifelong Madonna fan, but there is something so Britney Spears about this the hair extensions are calling from inside the house.
How terrible. Utterly heartbreaking. He was one of the good guys in Hip Hop. Goodnight, Heavy. Nothing but love for you, baby. This was his last big appearance a few weeks ago at BET's Hip Hop awards, his first time on stage in 15 years.
Who knew inexplicable robotic eyelashes could have that effect.
Obviously he believes himself to be Perseus.
If we're just talking about the pic itself, and not the Rhianna thing (because I don't care anymore. She's moved on. He's moved on. Whatever.) it's a shame he couldn't do dick pushups before taking the picture. I suppose that only works on pecs. Honestly, though, this is a stupid thing to do...but he did it on Halloween, right? Great. Silly. But then so are many, many things people do on Halloween. Don't even get me started on Heidi and Seal.
I hardly recognize anyone when I venture back. That's the other thing, Gawker is losing Richard, but we're also losing LolCait, right? Double sad. And I think some of us still post on the "Foxy Morons" post just to keep it alive. ;)
I'm sure Richard will do just fine. He kept entertaining us all, so that's a good sign.
I'm sure Richard will do just fine. He kept entertaining us all, so that's a good sign.
I've said goodbye like what...five times now? Sure, you'll be missed and all that good stuff. Like anyone else can have a whole, strange conversation about Claire Danes and her penchant for "Crumple Face." (That’s where that started?! Oh, Crumple Face. Oh, 2007. Totes crazy, right? Totes!) So, yawr, Richard away with you and your writing genius. Good Luck to you...and to Gawker! I’m not sure what they’ll do to replace you...give Brian some goat leggings and a cob pipe? I dunno. It’s been a blast reading you!
That's hilarious! It's like we're CROSSING THE STREAMS!
Basically, Richard, if you're reading...you should come join us...er, you know where. There's always a party, or perhaps "total protonic reversal" according to Egon. Six of one...
Basically, Richard, if you're reading...you should come join us...er, you know where. There's always a party, or perhaps "total protonic reversal" according to Egon. Six of one...
Richard, you leaving again? Well, this time it's okay. The last time it was unsettling and made us all a little crazy. This time I think you've given ole Gawk your all, and probably then some. So I for one, as an old timer, is good with it, and I'm proud to say "I know ye when." Your rise on this site has been grand, and a really cool thing to witness. Standing Ovation, kind sir. I may not comment here, like ever...but I do pop in from time to time to read your stuff. I look forward to doing that elsewhere too.
Good luck, LolCait. ;)
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Good luck, LolCait. ;)
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Sensational hearing Dr. King speak on foreign policy. We have too few amongst our political ranks who can think and reason as he could. And you could tell the men he conversed with in this video were clearly in awe. Thanks for posting this.
Jessica Lange is really excelling in the "Creepy Old Debutante" department, I'll give her that. The rest (with shaky-cam for fuck's sake) was a bit overblown. Yes, it was decidedly unsettling, and there was a keen gross-out factor that's hard to determine if it's a good thing, or just a way to provide filler for non-real scares. Was seeing one rotten jelly-fish jar of dead baby more than enough? Yes. Did we need to see five jars that said "Hey, look! A Jar of Fermented Baby Parmesan Right Here!" No. They should dial back on some of the parlor tricks (Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice) and stick with telling a decent horror story. Possibly, though, without the creep-chills, melted face man, basement C.H.U.D., bevy of demonic kids, and racist poltergeists running around using turn of the century slurs, there really isn't much to tell that we haven't already seen in a 3am Showtime Beyond movie on the tv box.
This right here reduces the sincerity of this "movement" by about 96%, in my opinion. Good gracious, longish boobs, and whatever, sheesh, so bad.
