xoxoANP commented on Ben McGrath Is More Than His Father's Son

"@MisterHippity: Wah, why don't you cry about it and ask your mom why she didn't pay enough attention to you as a child."

xoxoANP commented on Garmin Forerunner 50 Slim Sports Watch Records Mileage and Speed

"I have to say, I'm incredibly pissed off at the $230 I just dropped on the Garmin Forerunner 50, particularly since I already have a nano and a HRM and bought it simply because (a) I heard it was more accurate (b) I wanted to take advantage of the cool charts and the community, etc. Now, however, turns out the community cannot be accessed if you are on a Mac, AND the cool charts don't work either if you're on Mac."

xoxoANP commented on Can We Stop Blaming The McGraths For Fake Memoir Lady?

"@ninety_nine: Compared to other staffers, I'm guessing that Ben actually is the closest to being a card carrying member of the Honorary Brown People's Club. ** Disclaimer: I know, like, and respect Ben as a human being and as a writer."

xoxoANP commented on Mother Of Tween Model Castigated By U.S. Media, Janice Dickinson

"Wasn't Milla Jovovich 12 when she was on the cover of seventeen?"

xoxoANP commented on What Are The Gut Classes At Yale?

" Jesus, who knew there were so many Yalie Gawker commenters."

xoxoANP commented on What Are The Gut Classes At Yale?

" @GorgeousGeorge: I wonder if EE101 now involves students pimping out their MySpace pages instead of simply making a web page."

xoxoANP commented on Rape Is Comedy Gold

" @Flashman: Agree."

xoxoANP commented on David Haskell, founder of

" Indy = Indianapolis. Indie = independent. Duh."

xoxoANP commented on Can You Tell That A Woman Is Single And Unlaid Just From Her Apartment?

" @Harry_Greek: I call bullshit"

xoxoANP commented on Can You Tell That A Woman Is Single And Unlaid Just From Her Apartment?

" @TroubleonWheels: You must be a virgo"

xoxoANP commented on Can You Tell That A Woman Is Single And Unlaid Just From Her Apartment?

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xoxoANP commented on Can You Tell That A Woman Is Single And Unlaid Just From Her Apartment?

" Wow, these are all great tips to make my upcoming 1 BR look like the home of a woman who doesn't get laid."

xoxoANP commented on Greenwich Residents Are Richer Than Ever

" The thing about new money is that it's insecure and has to be spent."

xoxoANP commented on The Top Two Annoying Liberal Arts Colleges Duke It Out

" Any school for which the pronunciation of the "S" requires special attention gets my vote."

xoxoANP commented on Sam Rauch: Oberlin Grad, Williamsburg Loft-Dweller

" A sincere post on Gawker to which I heartily raise my glass (purchased from Ikea)."

xoxoANP commented on New York's Single Women Actually Are Nuts

" I have to say, the final paragraph of this post is a total A+."