No killing of unfun, please. The thought of mommyless pugs is too much to bear. Also? She's awesomely funny.

imwiththeband? Not soo much.

Yh, wht th fck hs bn gng n hr rcntl? mss th dvlng.
@Seriously: I just consider them serializations/cliff hangers!
@siouxnyc: This is what the New Yorker is for.
'D'Apostrophe design'is making my head spin. And not in a good way.
Kudos to Lilly for telling off EJ. 'Bout time someone did.

And I am now going to find a way to ncorporate 'moist' into all of my insults.

Take that, you moist fuckers!

@Cutting Makes you sexy: I'm a gay man trapped in a straight female's body

@itsjustcatnip: I know, I know, sad.

@Cutting Makes You Sexy: I'd do it because he looks like that.
Hell, if Lucian Freud only gave him double chins, it was probably meant as a compliment.
@Kid_Twist: That's why I call it "Puke"
Authenticity holds a special place in my heart.
I've never agreed with Us Mag commenters before. I'm scared!
@Smitros: Servicy! And very useful!
Start a petition to get Sheila fired?

As part of her three petition deal, she could then start another to get Sheila hired, and then promoted!

@SeaBassTian: I'm already sick of that smirky one in the pool. And I have no idea who he is yet.
I get all my Times news from NY1. Oh, and Gawker.
I went to the genius bar for another issue, but brought up my lack of bars on the 3G -- the solution was to turn off 3G when you need better reception (settings, general, network). Defeats the purpose of 3G, but works!
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