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"Starred, bitches."

yourfriendandneighbor commented on Liveblogging the Michael Jackson Memorial

"MJ ate Kentucky Fried Chicken."

yourfriendandneighbor commented on CNN Solves the Mystery Of Michael Jackson's Ghost

"@CountFosco: cardboard cut-out of Ted Danson."

yourfriendandneighbor commented on CNN Solves the Mystery Of Michael Jackson's Ghost

"i knew and yet i tried to use it for pageviews and I am not ashamed."

yourfriendandneighbor commented on School's Out Forever

"@Mount_Prion: HamNo for the win."

yourfriendandneighbor commented on 'Love Means Never Having to Say You're Resigning'

"@ChillbearLatrigue: I saw a news story about how the people who live in Appalachia are all pissed because the whole world is mispronouncing it."

yourfriendandneighbor commented on Alex Bogusky Is That Ad Guy

"@Mutley: they were never cool."

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"@ambitious: i would correct your statement to say any ad guy under death."

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"these guys have never been Wieden & Kennedy."

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"I've never been able to read about music."