zkemeny commented on Live-Blogging Project Runway, Week 2

"Umm..."

zkemeny commented on Who Broke Up Over Bird Crap?

"The second one must be Christian Bale."

zkemeny commented on Flag-Waving American Companies Cheat On Us With China

"My god."

zkemeny commented on Consumers Bored With This Whole 'Save The Earth' Thing

"Greenwashing?"

zkemeny commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust

"If you want to understand this young woman's state of mind, start here: "For the first time in my life I felt intellectually inferior..." then move on to: "Alec ditched me..." And the rest pretty much writes itself."

zkemeny commented on Steve Guttenberg's Many Lies, Dates And Drinks

"@VoxPopuli: I never thought I could be traumatized more by The Goot™ than I was by Police Academy 4, but you have proven me wrong with that video, sir."

zkemeny commented on Steve Guttenberg's Many Lies, Dates And Drinks

"@NobodyLikesMe: But if The Goot™ were to hassle The Hoff™, say in a steel cage match, who would win?"

zkemeny commented on Steve Guttenberg's Many Lies, Dates And Drinks

"Definition of Torture... "He's being honored at the Fire Island Golden Wagon Film Festival on July 19."

zkemeny commented on Karl Lagerfeld To Help Dubai Get Just a Little Bit Crazier

"But will these haute-homes have haute-beaches, and more importantly, will you be able to have SEX on said beaches?"

zkemeny commented on Another Lame Internet Meme

"@bulliestogo: its just a retarded-too-far."

zkemeny commented on Another Lame Internet Meme

"[www.the-editing-room.com]"

zkemeny commented on Another Lame Internet Meme

"And this is a fairly accurate recap of the movie: [www.the-editing-room.com]"

zkemeny commented on Another Lame Internet Meme

"I have to admit, that scene got under my skin too."

zkemeny commented on Kirsten Dunst, One of Our Most-Stalked

"Is it just me or are is Gawker Stalker heavily filtered?"

zkemeny commented on How To Manage 20-Somethings: The Real Shit

"Promotions: I've been here for 6 months!"

zkemeny commented on Times Photographer Waiting For Youths' Pants To Fall Off

"What I really love is the "saggy-on-top,skinny-jean-on-the-bottom" look that you see on white gutterpunk kids especially around locales like St."

zkemeny commented on This Just In: Scarlett Johansson is a Teutonic Clone!

"On the developers' checklist for Scarlett v2.0: -Brains -A Better Singing Voice"

zkemeny commented on Shirtless Actors Wrestle Over Underwear

"Mario: (in dressing room, doing curls with a dumbell) five...six...seven...EIGHT....... (cue Nick walking in, shirtless, muscles rippling) Nick: Knock knock!"