Gravy Train commented on Does New York Have A Problem?

"New York actually covered itself in glory in the last apocalypse, leading the coverage of greed decade dicks like Trump, Levine, Boesky, Gutfruend, and Milken."

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"it's the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine."

Gravy Train commented on Which Mogul Slept With Clooney's Girl?

"Snoodles!"

Gravy Train commented on Eva Mendes Is Too Hot For TV (On Purpose)

"It's nice to know the old man can still get it up."

Gravy Train commented on 'Times' Didn't Run Obit For 'Times' Writer

"Roger's counting the days until his obituarejection"

Gravy Train commented on Sean Avery's Cougar Girlfriend Into Fashion Guys

"LILF (Lesbeans I'd Like to F***): LiLo, Portia, but NOT Kelly Rector!!"

Gravy Train commented on Arden Wohl Targets Ralph Lauren For Defacement, Theft

"it's lifschitz, isn't it??"

Gravy Train commented on Teen-Loving Epstein's Own Client

"More intriguing still is why his wannabe business partner Michael Wolff has yet to write a column tossing him under a train."

Gravy Train commented on Sulzberger's Kennedy 'Friend' To Help Choose Obama's Veep

"Good on ya, Nick"

Gravy Train commented on HarperCollins Chief Was Aggressive, Awkward

"Wolff a bad actor in this play."