Um, Guys?  Where's Martha Stewart's Arm?

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Um, Guys? Where’s Martha Stewart’s Arm?

Hey, um, Martha Stewart—craftswoman, entrepreneur, be-vaginaed insider trading escape goat—is currently appearing in Wal-Mart ads and her left arm is missing. Judging by the above screenshot at least. Where did it go? Lost in a prison shanking? Severed while trying to make her famous Whirling Dervish Spinning Saw Blade centerpiece? Gnawed off by the Montauk Monster?? The world may never know. [Something Awful] Click thru to analyze a larger image. UPDATE: We have video of the commercial (after the jump) and Ms. Stewart's arm is indeed there. This is just trickery! Find the phantom limb at the 13 second mark (timestamp runs backward).

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