Of a room full of gays, he had to pick me
    to get up on stage. I did unwillingly.
    I pulled back when he picked me said cease and desist
    At a certain point it was too awkward to resist.
    So I found myself on stage, getting humped in the butt
    and thought to myself, jesus what the fuck?
    It lasted only seconds but was seared in my brain
    And never to Lotus shall i go ever again.