"This guy gets on the train - with hair down to his ass - holding a folder in front of his face that he calls his forcefield. He claims to have been sent to Earth to find the angels - which, conveniently, are always hot chicks. If there aren't any attractive girls on the train, he starts going on about how ugly everyone is and how the women are all hurting his eyes and that it's a good thing he has his forcefield to protect him, etc etc..."--Commenter FitnessMadeSimple

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