Where to begin? This training video for cooks-in-training at Wendy's in the '80s features not only a hard-rockin' theme song, but an actual scene where a burger cook-in-training gets sucked into a television and rapped to about how to best cook a burger.

Prepare yourself. Prepare to learn how important it is that the meat is pattied into squares so the meat hangs over the bun. And if you're lame and impatient, just skip to the 3:40 mark to see this poor trainee get taken to a place both wonderful and strange.