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‘Religious Extremist Terrorists Destroy Government Installation, Killing Thousands.’

That's an "Uncomfortable Plot Summary" for the first Star Wars movie. And, hey, it's pretty accurate! It's a fun game to play, and one that postmodernbarney has played exhaustively. What are some others?

They have for The Goonies: "Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen." Heh.

For Chasing Amy: "Homosexuality proved to be passing fancy and sign of sexual deviance."

For Forrest Gump I thought up: "Mentally deficient simp perfect representation of American history."

For Manhattan: "Jewish statutory rapist finds love with woman dressed as man."

What can you come up with?

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