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#photogallery
Facebook CEO's Private Photos Exposed by the New 'Open' Facebook
Facebook controversially forced profile pictures into public and pushed users to share candids with the whole world. So now we're blessed with pics of the social network's young CEO shirtless, romantic, clutching a teddy bear, and looking plastered. More » -
#overcompensating
GOP Chairman Michael Steele Gets Jiggy With His Interns
No, not like that. More like a deeply insecure bald man who's desperate to demonstrate to the kids that he's not like those other Republican National Committee chairmen. Here are the "hip" outtakes from intern portraits taken by Mark Odell. More » -
#facebook
Facebookarazzi: Stalking Celebrities Just Got a Whole Lot Easier
The implications of Facebook's recent privacy rollback will likely take months to reveal themselves. But it's already clear they go beyond Mark Zuckerberg's stash of intimate pics; we're already starting to learn new things about Hollywood celebrities.
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#recaps
Jersey Shore: Mating Rituals
More than hair gel, fake tans, being "classy," or clothes with holes ripped in them, the most important thing to the young men and women of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, is hooking up. Here is how it all goes down. More » -
#yourprivacyisanillusion
Mark Zuckerberg Hates His New Facebook Privacy Policy, Too
Facebook's CEO has urged his users to carefully review the new "privacy" settings pushed on them by his social network. He should have taken his own advice: He's apparently locked down his photos since we rifled through them last night. More » -
#recycling
Update: Men's Health Stopped Writing New Cover Lines Years Ago
Yesterday, Men's Health editor David Zinczenko got caught cutting and pasting old cover lines onto the new issue of his magazine. Today, he explained that it was a deliberate "overall branding strategy." Boy, was he right.
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#pointcounterpoint
The Avatar Debate: It Will Suck
For 12 years, the world has awaited director James Cameron's follow up to Titanic. Today, the misguided prayers of a zillion fanboys have been answered, and they will be sorry. More » -
#apologies
Tiger Woods Abandoning the One Thing He's Good At
Tiger Woods isn't taking our advice: "I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people... After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf." [TigerWoods.com] -
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#pornagain
How Reality TV Took the Shame Out of Pornography
Look everyone! This guy who is going to be a contestant on upcoming reality show Conveyor Belt of Love was in gay porn! Ugh, this has become so commonplace it's boring. Now these genres go hand in hand. More » -
#sexwars
'Why Is Tiger's Wife Trying to Ruin Golf?' Wonders Typical Golf Fan
Today's big news about Tiger Woods, besides 14 new hookers coming forward: His wife wants him to quit golf! According to a probably made-up UK tabloid story. But it raises the larger point: Why is golf so sexist? And dumb? More » -
#weekinreview
The Week the New York Times Bought Everyone Out
Even all of your favorite bloggers have taken sweet, sweet Sulzberger severance deals and will no longer be working after 6pm today. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was skulking around looking for something to do. She had quite the week! More » -
#blinditems
Which Comedian Can't Go on without His Botox?
When your girlfriend makes you get Botox, you do it to get laid. If you keep going back, then you're vain. Also checking the mirror, dueling pop divas, a closeted reality star, and a coked-up actress. Time for your shot! More » -
#realities
Reality TV Attempts to Close the Barn Door on Actual Psychos
The producers of reality television want you to know they are as upset as you are about the post-apocalypse circus they've unleashed on America and they are really trying to do something about it. More » -
#crusaders
'This Is the Crusade': Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson
That voice comes in the shape of actor Nancy Cartwright who is among other more minor celebrities. The leaked video is about raising money to build Scientology churches and convert as many people as possible. And is genuinely disconcerting.
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#classy
Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
Hey guys, we did it! The ratings for Jersey Shore's second episode went up 50% to 2.1 million. That's on par with this season's The Hills premiere. When do we get our season two renewal? Pretty, pretty please! -
#parliamentaryprocedure
'Mr. Speaker, the Distinguished Gentleman from Dublin Is a Fecking Gobshite'
An Irish lawmaker unleashed the Full Cheney today on a colleague who was heckling him while he had the floor: "Fuck you, Deputy Stagg, fuck you." Which we had assumed was par for the course in Ireland, but apparently not. More » -
#traderoundup
Natalie Portman and 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies'
Perhaps it is due to her trademark faraway stare, but we had our money on Natalie Portman playing a zombie in "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies." No: She's playing the lead role in this adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's book. More » -
#thecinema
Hollywood Elite Loves the Conniving Facebook Flick Script
There's a lot of lying going on in Aaron Sorkin's Facebook movie, and industry insiders love it: The script for The Social Network made this year's Black List, top screenplays as chosen by execs paid to read scripts all day. More » -
#moneymakers
How Tiger Woods' Mistresses Will Save the Economy with Porn and Tabloid Exclusives
From sports drinks to action figures, Tiger was once an industry unto himself. The Tiger Woods economy may have crashed, but in its place we now have the Tiger's woodies economy, repackaging and selling the women who turned him on. More » -
#exclusive
New York's Most Famous Mail-Order Bride May Conquer All Media
Seven months ago, Glamour introduced us to 27 year-old Lera Loeb, a Ukranian girl who found love and a rich American husband through a marriage brokerage service. Now she's working on a book and a television series. What's her secret? More »






















