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Jennifer Lopez Falls on Perfect Ass During AMAs
Jennifer Lopez just fell during her performance at the American Music Awards, which now gives everyone an excuse to care about this poor-man's Grammys. More » -
#preciousmoments
Adam Lambert Fakes a Blow Job Onstage, Kicks a Lady Between the Legs
America's favorite Is He or Isn't He?, Adam Lambert, likes it both ways, but mostly he likes it with men, in their mouths. Please allow him to show you exactly how, on television at the American Music Awards. More » -
#culturaldivides
British Sunday Times Writer Who Thinks New York City Pretty Much Sucks: A Formal Response
Oh, hello there, Stephanie Marsh of the Sunday Times. When you write an essay called "New York has lost its edge," and you live here, it's okay. When you're writing from London...
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#videuhoh
Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
Evil Twin-spawning Sarah Palin isn't catching any easy breaks lately. Should she? Better ask her fans who, oh wait, are now booing her. And when Martha Stewart calls you out, damn, you know you've set some kind of bar. More » -
#truecrime
Nobody Knows What to Do with a Female Teen Killer, Other Than Watch Her Creepy Videos
As Alyssa Bustamante's cache of "Jackass stunt" videos resurface on YouTube, Missouri's penal system finds itself at its wits' end trying to accommodate a rare beast: the violent female juvenile offender. More » -
#americanpsychos
John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
No, seriously. John Mayer songs are great! Have you listened—like, really listened—to "Daughters"? That's a song. But why does John Mayer think it's awesome to give rapey quotes? More » -
#gossiproundup
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks
RobPatz and K-Stew are doing it, a lot, instead of promotions. Jay-Z doesn't want to piss off Beyonce. Christie Brinkley: psycho. Diddy: birthday boy. Marv Albert Vs. 50 Cent? Fight of the year! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#popcultureaneurysm
This is How Your Major Label Pop Records are Made: By Stealing
So, there's this band, Owl City, and they have songs, and teenagers like them. The song is basically a complete ripoff of the Postal Service, a great act. Given the chance to speak? More music dumbquotes to the Times, GO: More » -
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#levisjohnstonwatch
The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
Here's your first peek at the Levi Johnston photo spread that just went up on Playgirl.com [NSFW]. There's 20 photos in all and, as we said none show the whole package, so to speak. One more picture inside. More » -
#polidicks
The Senate Health Care Bill and the Stupid Politics of Printing
Ugh: So, single- vs. double-sided printing is now a health care issue. Republicans are lugging around copies of the health care bill to protest "big" government (HA)—but they are unsustainably printing single-sided to make the bill look bigger!
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#traderoundup
"New Moon" Single-Handedly Saved the Movie Industry this Weekend
Anyone dreading another entertainment news cycle dominated by "Twilight," shut your eyes now: The sexy vampires of "New Moon" came, they saw, they earned $258.8 million worldwide last weekend. There is no way to avoid writing about this. More » -
#gossiproundup
Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
Scott Stapp denies that a tourbus video of him and Kid Rock is a sex tape, Jon Gosselin relinquishes primary custody, Suri Cruise has the worst time of her life at The Lion King. Welcome to Monday gossip. More » -
#truecrime
Confessed Teen Killer's Social Networking Hobbies: 'Killing People'
Alyssa Bustamante's MySpace, Facebook, and YouTube profiles are eerie in that "teen who engages in self-injurious behavior and bullshits about being tough" way. Except, when she lists "killing people" as a hobby? Police say that part was true. More » -
#altarcations
Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings Get All Gangsta
Awww yeeeah. Did you know people are rapping at weddings? You KNOW what this means. Phyllis Nefler's gonna throw down on some sick rhymes over Robert Woletz-produced beat of the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations. Let the beat build, Phyllis: More » -
#theendisnear
The Return of Pay Per Post and The End of Twitter: Internet as One Long, Subervisive Ad
Remember the moment you knew MySpace was doomed? It came in the form of obnoxious ads. Which your Twitter stream is about to be. So: are you making that cash, or being cashed in on? Pay Per Post is back. More » -
#failures
Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
Oh, Tucker Max: he gave sleazy Encyclopedia Brotanica-eque website AskMen.com an interview. Given the chance to speak freely, he starts his egomanical blame game all over again. This time, blame: Middle America, The Man, His Artistry, and His Producers. Awesome!
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#nobigdeal
Move Along, Folks, Nothing to See Here. Just a Minor Radiation Leak.
Ho hum. Another day, another radiation leak at the infamous Three Mile Island nuclear plant in Pennsylvania. Why are we even bothering to report this? It's so insignificant as far as these things go. ("These things" being radiation leaks.) More » -
#wtf
Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
Glenn Beck's talking up some scary plan for 2010 lately. It's scary because Glenn Beck is talking. And today, Glenn Beck unveiled his 100-year plot to fundamentally change America—and democracy—as we know it. Glenn Beck is fucking insane. More » -
#awesomethings
Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
I must've inadvertently done a rain dance to the gossip gods yesterday, because here at Gawker Weekend HQ, Christmas is here. Not often do I get too many O RLY?! moments like this. Everyone, meet my boss Nick's new neighbor: More » -
#saturday
Saturday Night Special
We've survived through another wonderful, crazy Saturday. Seriously: crazy kids, crazy rock stars, crazy politicians, and just straight-up crazies. Glad we made it out okay. Here's your SNL open thread. More »
