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#googleplex
Google CEO: Secrets Are for Filthy People
Eric Schmidt suggests you alter your scandalous behavior before you complain about his company invading your privacy. That's what the Google CEO told Maria Bartiromo during CNBC's big Google special last night, an extraordinary pronouncement for such a secretive guy. More » -
#traveltips
How Not to Get Arrested When You're Abroad: A Foxy Knoxy-Inspired Guide
An Italian court convicted Amanda Knox for murdering her study abroad roommate; four American teens have been arrested for a roadside prank that turned near-fatal in Japan. America, it's time to stop screwing up on foreign soil. Here's how.
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#operationlovetap
The Tiger Woods Mistress Dossier (Updated)
Wow. A fourth mistress: out of the woodwork, claiming to have slept with Tiger Woods. The number of opportunities to make bad golf jokes is extraordinary. Let's try to resist the temptation as we count up Tiger's many strokes. More »
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#gossiproundup
Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
Who hasn't slept with Tiger Woods? An actress who debuted in The Wonder Years, then went on to OMG Stop Tickling Me joins Tiger's stable; Lohan looks surprisingly hot in a faux-threesome; reality stars eat rats. Monday gossip ahoy! More » -
#blinditems
Which Oscar Winner Turns Gay When Drunk and Stoned?
Some things are best when they remain hidden, like one actor's substance-abuse problems and romantic inclinations. He and a barely-covered actress, a closeted actor, and a fame-craving lady could learn a lesson in discretion from this broken-up-but-pretending-to-be-together couple. Guess away! More » -
#scandal
Tiger Woods Marriage Announcement Pending?
A tipster in Sweden says that Elin Nordegren's mother, a prominent figure in the Gavleborg region, has cancelled all her pre-scheduled appearances and engagements and will fly to the US to be with her daughter. Why? More » -
#photuhoh
The Toronto Edition of Metro Wants You to See This Man's Penis
The Canadian edition of the free newspaper printed this picture of college kids frolicking in a hot tub. What they didn't notice is this guy's wang is totally hanging out. Your work will not be safe after the jump. More » -
#holidaygiftguide
When Santa Gives You a Pap Smear
Ho ho ho! How can we ruin your Christmas today? I know: a public service campaign that instructs men to purchase pap smears for their special women as holiday gifts. More » -
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#whoa
Anne Applebaum's Freaking Car Explodes
Washington Post columnist Anne Applebaum is A) married to a high-ranking Polish politician, and B) critical of Russia's shady government, which makes it—in the most general way—kind of alarming that her car blew up yesterday. [Update: She's okay!] More » -
#badvertising
Presenting the Worst Health Care Issue Spot, Ever: 'I Guess I'm a Racist'
Any video emailed to you with the words "oh christ" as the only context with which to view it is worth a look. This did not disappoint. Via Andrew Sullivan, presenting the worst issue-ad I've seen in a long time. More » -
#media
The New York Times Buyout List (Updated)
Today was the deadline for New York Times staffers to take the buyout package that was offered to everyone in October, as the paper seeks to cut 100 newsroom positions this year. Some big names are taking the buyout. [UPDATED].
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#recaps
Jersey Shore: A Field Study
Jersey Shore is like opening a tiny present to find it is full of diamonds, but diamonds made of booze, puke, fights, diseases, and discarded thongs. You thought this gift couldn't get better, but it does. It really, really does. More » -
#secrets
The Gawker Guide to Getting Past Airport Security This Holiday Travel Season
Christmas is coming, so it won't be long before you're walking barefoot through spilled soda and children's vomit at a security checkpoint in some godforsaken airport. Fortunately, the TSA has leaked a sensitive document explaining how to avoid all that.
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#operationlovetap
The Tiger Woods Mistress Dossier, Updated: Sex Reports, SNL, and A Numbered List
Two more—two more!—Tiger Tails came out this morning. Are you sure you didn't sleep with Tiger Woods? The Tiger Woods Mistress Dossier has been updated. The full list, after the jump. More » -
#requestforinformation
Is Google's Cupcake Princess Planning to Electronically Track Her Wedding Guests?
We're still gathering details on the fairy-tale wedding Google's glamour geek Marissa Mayer is having this weekend. The latest: Guests are murmuring about some sort of tracking system that sounds as creepy as SkyNet — or Google itself.
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#scandal
Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?
Well. Senator Max Baucus (D-Montana*), chairman of the Senate Finance Commitee and derailer of the health care process, apparently carried on a lengthy affair with a staffer, whom he then nominated for a US attorney position. More » -
#science
Scientist Tries to Find Man Who Has Never Watched Porn: Can't
One of the basic components of a scientific study is the control group. For a study about the effects of pornography on men's sexuality, the control group would be composed of men who haven't consumed porn. These men don't exist. More » -
#partyhardly
A Virtual Party Report from A Single Man's Premiere Party
We were not invited to the star-studded New York screening of A Single Man or the afterparty at Monkey Bar last night. Somehow fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern wrangled her way in. Here is her report. More »
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#publishing
Idiot Inks Boffo Book Deal
Oh, good, Jonah Goldberg just got a million dollars to write another book. Hooray for the publishing industry!
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#breaking
Alexa Ray Joel Rushed to St. Vincent's for Drug Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt
Billy Joel's daughter with Christie Brinkley, singer-songwriter Alexa Ray Joel, rushed to St. Vincent's, is there in stable condition. An AP source cited overdosing on pharmaceuticals, speculating a suicide attempt. A publicist has a stonewall, saying they're "assessing her needs."
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