Preschool's Traumatic NYC Field Trip Ensures Kids Will Never Drop Out

Some would argue that dragging a chain gang of preschoolers through Union Square to witness "performance artist" Matthew Silver going HAM on a bass drum with the broken pink handle of a child's riding toy could be considered child abuse.

That may be so, but, as the top YouTube comment points out, it's also a foolproof way of guaranteeing these kids never miss a day of school.

[H/T: Gothamist]