Obama is handling this whole Snowden in Russia thing all wrong. The CIA just needs to start clogging up the internet with Snowden's pro Gay "work."
That's pretty brilliant.
Actually you are right. Glenn Greenwald used to fund gay porn sites or something. I think he has an angle there.
I'm sure that Graby is preparing a memo.
I can't decide whether this is hilarious, clever, horrible, or all three.
In case he's concerned, those small growths on his lower groin are just balls growing back.
I disagree. I think he's acting childish. Putin insults him in his face and talks tough all the time. Maybe he should start acting like the "thug" that half the country thinks he already is.
It does sadden me that the whole anti-gay thing was just thrown in for good measure. If they gave us Snowden, Obama wouldn't have said more than three words about the anti-gay activities in Russia.
Nor should he have. The rights of a bunch of Russian homos aren't exactly at the top of the "to-do" list for Obama. He's got way more important things to tackle.
Not even sure why I'm replying to you, but...shut up. It should be near the top for anyone's list to try to stop people from being persecuted.
I'd bet you'd like it if Dubya did it.
So ... NOT because President Obama is afraid President Putin might best him in the Feats Of Strength? No?
Ohhh ... then it must be due to the Airing Of Grievances. ;)
"Meester Preseedent. When you come here, instead of summit, we ride shirtless on horses to my dacha, da? Why you laughing?"
I have no idea what accent you're channeling there, but I like it!
I have no idea, either. I was, uh, up late or something...
But seriously, how rad would it be if that's what Putin was suggesting? Two heads of state, majestically shirtless on the Russian steppes? We probably could have avoided the whole Cold War if FDR had just been a goddamned man and rode around with Stalin, saggy pecs flapping in the breeze...
I would SERIOUSLY pay to see that. Good money too.
Cold War? Not necessary: let these two young go-getters have a COD WAR! Whoo hoo!
Maybe he can use the time he just opened up to have a formal press conference in which he begins an honest conversation with the American people about the actual content of Snowden's leaks. Or he could just go on Leno again and laugh about them. Fucker.
Ooh, ya got me!
It'll work too.