The New York Post reports that 42-year-old Canh Oxelson, pictured above, was arrested on the Upper West Side last week for threatening to disseminate copies of his 28-year-old ex-girlfriend’s sexts to her colleagues at NYU’s Langone Medical Center.

Significantly, Oxelson is:

“He’s not ‘exactly’ the real deal,” Oxelson’s website used to read, “but there’s no denying that their lives are eerily intertwined making Canh the ultimate Tiger Woods look-alike....”

(Tiger Woods is a notorious sexter.)

[Photo credit: Associated Press]