Now This Is How You Write an Amazon Review for Kleenex Facial Tissues

Sure, you could talk up their soft, aerodynamic design. Or their strength in the face of even the most violent of sneezes. But we all know what those white Kleenex-brand facial tissues are really being used for.

Well, this struggling mother does, anyway:

Now This Is How You Write an Amazon Review for Kleenex Facial Tissues

Good Christian mothers of Good Christian boys everywhere can no doubt relate, but this masterful review was actually penned by children's author James O. Thach, a Top 1000 Reviewer who has developed an amazing habit of writing satirical Amazon reviews that are often more helpful than their non-satirical counterparts.

Do yourself a favor and spend the day reading the rest.

[H/T: Reddit]