Today's frightening depiction of the Cambridge family comes in the form of 15 tons of cheese-colored sand. It was unleashed upon the world as part of the Brighton Sand Sculpture Festival and took five days to carve. It depicts Prince William as a 60-year-old sex predator rubbing himself into the backside of his leering beach-witch wife. At the crone's breast, she holds a babe—presumably the antichrist. Below the waist, the figures fuse into a single family member.
In the photo, gray clouds of doom gather ominously over the grinning family. This image has been doctored...BY SATAN.
BUT NOT BY MAN.
(It's an undoctored photo.)
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