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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You’re Not on Right Now

All of us working stiffs who have to report to the office on this slowest week of the year hate those people who are on vacation this week, right? And who could we hate more than celebrities, who are on vacation every damn day of the year? Well, here they are rubbing our noses in their beach vacations and lives of luxury. What assholes. Let's make fun of them, shall we?

Let's start with Jon Bon Jovi, in St. Bart's. He gives board shorts a bad name.

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