Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

Mike Maggio is a judge in Arkansas. He is also a big LSU fan. He is also the commenter geauxjudge on an LSU fan site, and he posts some peachy comments there about sluts, gays, minorities, rodeo sex fantasies, and this one time he presided over Charlize Theron's son's adoption.

Maggio was first outed by a local political blogger, Matt Campbell, on his Blue Hog Report site. BHR has an epic—and I mean, Odyssey-length epic—accounting of the myriad ways in which Maggio's id spills out on the keyboard:

He gets slightly oversharey (and racial) on Theron's adoption proceeding:

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

He intones on divorce settlements and "golden vaginas":

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

He tackles the slut/whore taxonomy:

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

He defines "rodeo sex":

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

He thinks ladies should stay with shitbags:

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

But whatever, because women be crazy:

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

Also, ethnic people amirite:

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

Also, gay stuff is funny and gross:

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

Maggio acknowledged the comments were his on Wednesday, according to the AP, and he "also ended his campaign for a seat on the Arkansas Court of Appeals":

"I take full responsibility for the comments that have been attributed to me," Maggio said in a statement. "I apologize deeply for my lapse in personal judgment and for that, I have no excuse. The comments posted were not acceptable. These comments are not a reflection of who I am."

Who is the real Mike Maggio? Just a man. A man with some thoughts on life. And a fantastic tie.

Ark. Judge Says "Sluts Are Just Whores In Training," and Other Stuff

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