Reese Witherspoon Portrays Pregnantest Person Ever In New Arrest Video

Looks like we’ve got even more footage of proud, drunk American Reese Witherspoon to look forward to. E! News says it’s obtained unreleased video of Witherspoon really laying the expectant mom stuff on thick with police officers.

“I am pregnant, early pregnant, it's an early pregnancy….I'm sure you have a wife, it just comes on and you have to go to the restroom."

According to E!, Witherspoon informs the officer that she's trying to keep the pregnancy secret, and worries he will "tell people." Then they gab about what hair color her hair is naturally. (Not red!) Getting arrested is fun.

Yesterday, Witherspoon agreed to pay a fine of $313 after pleading no contest to disorderly conduct.

Earlier this week, she pleaded not pregnant on Good Morning America.

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