Reese Witherspoon's Police Report, Annotated

Last Friday, at 12:40 a.m., that blonde actress that your mom likes—"You know the one. She’s very cute. Reeve Witherspoon?"—was arrested for disorderly conduct after shouting at a police officer who was arresting her husband, Jim Toth for drunk driving. The Smoking Gun just posted a copy of the incident report. Here it is with our notes.

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