Last night, softball superstar and failed presidential candidate Chris Christie, took a break from his regular red-faced bloviating to stand idly by as Donald Trump screamed at us about nothing. Throughout Trump’s entire speech, Chris Christie looks, objectively, like he is praying for death.

You know that feeling when your life choices catch up with you and you can’t breathe why can’t you breathe oh my god how did this happen? That’s Chris!

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Sorry Chris. But you did this to yourself.


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