Report: Drunk Man Fucked Picnic Table After Fucking ATM

According to police, Lonnie Hutton, 49, was arrested last Friday night at a bar in Murfreesboro, Tenn. after drunkenly attempting to have sexual intercourse with an ATM and a wooden picnic table.

Hutton apparently walked into the Boro Bar and Grill ("Since 1985, The Cleanest Little Dive Bar This Side Of The River!") and attempted to copulate with their ATM, WKRN reports.

He pulled down his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM, the report stated.

Police soon after arrived on the scene, where they found Hutton still naked from the waist down and thrusting his hips in the air. He was taken outside and told to wait at a wooden picnic table, which also proved to his sexual liking.

The report stated he "exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table."

Hutton was charged by police with public intoxication.

[Image via WKRN]